sausage mcmuffin narcolepsy
NOTE: i won’t be posting for a couple weeks cuz i’ll be at home visiting friends and fam. grandma’s house doesn’t have internet so i’m kinda SOL. see you in a few weeks!
so you all know that i enjoy periodically looking at the search terms people use to get to my blog. a search term that really stood out to me this time was “sausage mcmuffin narcolepsy.” my first thought was, “who the hell is searching for ‘sausage mcmuffin narcolepsy’?” i decided to make a blog post about this interesting set of words so i type them into google with the intention of finding a cool image. (couldn’t find a good picture but here’s a video about fainting goats. it’s what popped up when i typed narcoleptic into youtube.)
in doing this search, i discovered that my blog not only front-paged this search, but was the 5th site in the list. 5th! (it referenced my mega mcmuffin ridiculousness post.)
on top of that, i told my good friend, nick, about this recent development (shoutout to you, sucka!) and he told me “sausage mcmuffin narcolepsy” would be a GREAT garage band name. seeing as i don’t have a garage band, a “beatles: rock band” band name will have to do.
EDIT: i actually wrote this post around july 25th but didn’t publish it. in the time since, i’m no longer front paged. but it was exciting at the time!